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My student's father told me a joke yesterday:

"St. Peter was at the gate of heaven monitoring who entered and who was cast into hell. On one table there was a Bible and on another table there was money. He who chose the Bible was admitted into heaven, and he who chose the money was sent to hell.

"A man approached and chose the Bible, and St. Peter opened the gate to him and said, 'Welcome to heaven!' A second man came and took the money, so he was sent to hell. A third man approached, and after taking a look at the two tables, he reached out both his arms and grabbed both the Bible and the money.

"St. Peter wasn't sure what to do with this man, so he called God. 'God, there is a man here that took both the Bible and the money. What should I do with him?'

"God replied, 'Oh, that's Pastor Evelio. Cast him into hell.'"

Pastor Evelio Reyes is the founder of the school for which I worked this year, Vida Abundante.